Dear Mr Claus This year I thought I’d start by giving something back. Perhaps not quite in the way you might be envisaging. But it does have spirit. Of a bathtub brand. You might be wanting to bring a skip. And then I’d very much to give you: All my destructive behaviours. Blow the bally lot up. All my anger. Apart from when I have to lift something heavy. Or need to destroy things.. Comes in useful then. The 4am ...
Well any fule can make a list up on their computer. But I’m not gitty enough to take the laptop out for a coffee & ciggy on the back porch. Instead I prefer one of the envelopes from the morning’s post & a pencil from the kitchen drawer of randomness. And so we start. Lists for today. Lists for this week. Lists for the month. Things that must be done, ought to be done, should be done, would be nice if they were done for once. Lists of 4 o’clock in the morning bolt upright & wide awake ...
I'm sure this will be a world-wide thing that happens, and it's not just us poor Brits who have to suffer it. So you're out shopping - either walking around a shopping centre (or 'mall' if you're a Merkin), or pushing your trolley around a super-meer-kat (the little furry bugger shouldn't be in your way anyway!), and you're suddenly pounced upon by some shady Tit-Rag who was standing to the side like some kind of hungry buzzard. "Sorry to disturb you Sir/Maddam ...
On the train heading home late last night, a woman got on and made her way to each individual in the carriage saying the words: "Jesus loves you" ...except she never said it to me. It would appear my work here is done as the message has finally got through, to the point where a "messenger of God" will not even bless me with the love of his human child. Cool ...
Has anyone else seen this text going around? If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me then forward this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.I did this morning and forwarded to a few people (was bored - apologies if you were one of them!)...I'm not sure if I should be offended that most of them came back with the same crime! Basically it would appear indecency or sexually abusing blokes (in particular DT) were everyone's ...
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