A prayer to the Moob God!
by, 12-10-08 at 05:58 (714 Views)
Oh wonderous moobs of mankind
how warm you are tonight,
I wish there was a Moobie God
to snuggle up to tight.
Across the country far and wide
a nightly burning heat,
Ladies wrestle for mooby nestle
to suckle at pink teat.
Young ladies of the world unite
and raise the prayer up loud!
We'll tear the cloth from man's bear chest
and worship them stood proud!
No prince charming, no household god
or king on valiant steed,
No diamond rings or pretty things
Those moobs are all we need!