Pics to come but I'll start with an honest description of both because I'd rather sell them cheap here than deal with some eBay muppet. Neither have tax or MOT but both are safe to drive if you want to get insured and risk it.
Mercedes: Good bits.
N Reg, S320 Limo, like driving a gentleman's club, full electric black leather seats adjustable in a million directions and supremely comfortable. Engine is a cracker, starts on the button after months of inactivity and goes like a flippin rocket, auto gearbox perfect, brand new shocks and brake discs all round, double glazed windows, cruise control, electrically adjustable steering wheel, new wiper relay (£100, these are common failures), huge doors (Limo so they have to be). Tyres have 6+mm on all of them. Pics will say the rest.
aircon compressor needs replacing, it has a new a/c rad but the compressor vanes are worn, it works on the motorway at steady speeds. Cracked headlight (£40-50 on eBay). The heater fan has stopped working but I suspect it's just a corroded fuse because it was fine before it was parked up. Handbrake shoes need replacing but the park function on the gbox does the same. Engine covers have cracks in, as do other generally unseen covers. It has a little bit of corrosion on one wing, the paint is off but the metal under it is solid.
This car just oozes quality despite the faults and for someone happy to do the work needed, would represent a bit of a bargain as long as they don't do 1000 miles a month. I'm not keen on doing it up myself because an S320 with MOT can be had on eBay for £1500 anyway and I can't guarantee a sale.
£500 for quick sale, collect from Wisbech.
I will add stuff as it's remembered.