Anyone man enough for this?

**jabbo** · 31-01-12, 13:58

Originally Posted by dooley

from me, or you?

You said surbiton so you are just round the corner from me

**dooley** · 31-01-12, 14:04

um, yeah.

**Danny_Two** · 31-01-12, 14:16

Originally Posted by dooley

um, yeah.

He wants to meet up and smash your back doors in, and then he'll buy you breakfast. Not that one though, you're not worth £15.

**Dingbat** · 31-01-12, 14:18

Can I have a Diet Coke to go with it, please?

**go_slow** · 31-01-12, 14:24

Originally Posted by Savio Du Funk

No tea/coffee=no lubrication

All the bread is cheating too.

Bloody con artist's version of 'Man vs Food'

Originally Posted by Yorick

That's go_slow's normal brekky

No it isnt, I don't like fried bread.

**Anne** · 31-01-12, 14:28

Originally Posted by mrlongbeard

stop fettling your man boobs you're making me feel sick.

**Yarbles** · 31-01-12, 14:30

Anyway whats for pudden ?

Originally Posted by Anne

stop fettling your man boobs you're making me feel sick.

Man boobs are great they give the mrs something to hold onto when she is pegging you.

**go_slow** · 31-01-12, 14:38

Anyway- only 6000 calories, pah.

7500 calories AND someone has done it - Is this really the World's biggest English Breakfast? - The Daily Record

But Steven, whose dad is from Glasgow, polished off three sausages, three burgers, three fried eggs, three bacon rashers, three black pudding slices, three square sausage slices and triple servings of beans and mushrooms.
He also found room for triple helpings of potato waffles, potato scones, hash browns, fried bread portions and rounds of bread and butter and toast – not bad for a guy who usually has cereal for breakfast.
Steven needed an hour and 20 minutes, plus six cups of tea, to finish the challenge.

**Yorick** · 31-01-12, 14:42

Originally Posted by go_slow

No it isnt, I don't like fried bread.

Bloody health freak

**TRXnMe** · 31-01-12, 14:42

I do love a fried breakfast, but that looks a bit big, even for me, even after the perfect amount of beer

At £15 quid I'd be a bit unsure of just how good the sausage and bacon was too, if they were cheap and nasty it would not be a pleasant experience, if they were damn good quality then it'd go a long way towards making it edible in one, rather long, sitting.

Working off the calories afterwards, well that would be the real challenge, that and remembering to wear very stretchy trousers when heading for the cafe in the first place.

Still it got in the news now Hester's bonus row is dieing down

**Dingbat** · 31-01-12, 14:43

Originally Posted by go_slow

Anyway- only 6000 calories, pah.

7500 calories AND someone has done it - Is this really the World's biggest English Breakfast? - The Daily Record

Definitely needs lashings of HP sauce over that.

**TRXnMe** · 31-01-12, 14:44

Originally Posted by go_slow

Anyway- only 6000 calories, pah.

7500 calories AND someone has done it - Is this really the World's biggest English Breakfast? - The Daily Record

I'm now officially hungry, and it's over an hour until knocking off time

**go_slow** · 31-01-12, 14:48

Originally Posted by Yorick

Bloody health freak

My body is a temple, thats why the shoes are on the outside

Originally Posted by Dingbat

Definitely needs lashings of HP sauce over that.

Ah yeah

Originally Posted by TRXnMe

I'm now officially hungry, and it's over an hour until knocking off time

If you think you are hungry now wait till you read about the munchy box - What is a Munchy Box? | The 23x blog

**DefTrap** · 31-01-12, 14:49

Aged 18 and a skinny cuddly wuddly beary beary boo with a big appetite that would have been no problem for me. Tbh any fat bastard over 40 shouldn't be allowed to eat that sort of thing by law.