The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six
(someone had to)
"Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
'Who do you think you are Zaphod Beeblebrox?'
'Count the heads man!!
I'm so cool, you could hang a side of beef on me for a month!
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing after my pelvis!'
"Mr Beeblebrox, you're so weird, you should be in movies!"
Death? Dont talk to me about death!
It may disturb you. It scares the willies out of me!
My name is not important.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side
It's a microscopic dot upon a microscopic dot upon a microscopic doc that says 'You are here'
(Description of the total perspective vortex, that shows your relationship to the whole of the universe and creation, and normally drives you insane)
' It told me what I already know.....I'm a hell of a cool guy'
(What Zaphod said on exiting the Vortex)
I'd like a nice T'jint Onic