27 Bottles

I have just ventured into my wifes bathroom for some bog roll, she has been away at step daughters for a few days and I have run out in my bathroom so went get some from hers, there seemed a lot of bottles of shampoo and conditioner, so I counted them and there is 27 bottles.

How many hair types does one woman have?

I have 2 bottles of shower gel in mine, one started and one in the cabinet ready.

Summat to do with chromosomes, I'm still using up toilet and kitchen requisites the missus bought and she died in 05

About 17 (& I'm a bloke), seem to get smelly sets every birthday and Christmas, and they often include shower gel/body wash (shampoo inc.) of various brands. - don't use them so they just sit there as just in case I run out's

ok, i'll ask..............why do you have seperate bathrooms

Originally Posted by Bigyin

ok, i'll ask..............why do you have seperate bathrooms

Good question, I was wondering if the wife was really away or if Scud had simply forgotten that she was sleeping in one of their other 42 bedrooms

Originally Posted by Bigyin

ok, i'll ask..............why do you have seperate bathrooms

Because we have 3 bathrooms and 3 people in the house, we sleep in seperate bedrooms too due to her snoring and my restless legs.

sounds like the perfect marriage

Originally Posted by scud

Because we have 3 bathrooms and 3 people in the house, we sleep in seperate bedrooms too due to her snoring and my restless legs.

So you can go for a really needed dump, stink up someone elses bathroom and keep yours fresh for the next one....... top bombing

Her bathroom, her products, keep your nose out .

I have about the same. They'll all get used though.

I lived with a boyfriend who I suspect needed to bat for the other team.

Clue number 72 was the bathroom:

My side of the sink: face wash, Mystery Machine toothbrush holder
His side: a dozen Clinique products

For a man with very little hair and in desperate need of a wank (he never did, considered it unclean ), he spent a LOT of time bathing/preening.

So it's not just women...

Originally Posted by Fallen Angel

For a man with very little hair and in desperate need of a wank (he never did, considered it unclean ),

Why would he need to do it himself......................you were living there

Originally Posted by Bigyin

Why would he need to do it himself......................you were living there

My secret nickname for him was Quick Draw Magraw...hazard a guess as to why he really should have had a wank or two...

Originally Posted by Fallen Angel

My secret nickname for him was Quick Draw Magraw...hazard a guess as to why he really should have had a wank or two...

Ahh, hair trigger ........ poor sod

Originally Posted by scud

. . . and my restless legs.

Vitamin B deficiency apparently, Mrs Y suffered as do most of her family.

Marmite is the answer.

Two for me, two for her (her shampoo and my shampoo, her soap and my soap) Simples.