Anyone live between middlesborough and whitby?

**Irn Bru Freak** · 30-05-12, 13:58

Well?

**Dingbat** · 30-05-12, 14:10

Probably. There's lots of villages and farms and things.

HTH

**Irn Bru Freak** · 30-05-12, 14:11

Originally Posted by Dingbat

Probably. There's lots of villages and farms and things.

HTH

Thanks fuck face.

**moth** · 30-05-12, 14:13

I know someone who use to live in Whitby.

Why, is some bugger selling a black iridium visor down that way?

PG · 30-05-12, 14:20

You need an eBayed plank picking up?

**Irn Bru Freak** · 30-05-12, 14:22

Originally Posted by moth

I know someone who use to live in Whitby.

Why, is some bugger selling a black iridium visor down that way?

Originally Posted by PG

You need an eBayed plank picking up?

Considering buying an iridium plank from someone in the area.

I need someone to go have a look at the gypsey selling it before they move off somewhere else and I loose the bargin of the century.

(found a decent KTM 950 SMR in the area, tis all

)

**moth** · 30-05-12, 14:26

Originally Posted by Irn Bru Freak

(found a decent KTM 950 SMR in the area, tis all

)

Ah. Can't help then. Soz

**Bonners** · 30-05-12, 14:27

My boss' ancestors are from Whitby and there are statutes of them everywhere. Dont know if they could give an informed opinion on a bike though as they are mainly fishing types and made of stone.

**Irn Bru Freak** · 30-05-12, 14:39

Originally Posted by Bonners

My boss' ancestors are from Whitby and there are statutes of them everywhere. Dont know if they could give an informed opinion on a bike though as they are mainly fishing types and made of stone.

Thanks.

Please place your head in the oven and turn it on.

**Yorick** · 30-05-12, 14:41

Originally Posted by Irn Bru Freak

Thanks.

Please place your head in the oven and turn it on.

Our oven doesn't have nips or a clit

**Splat** · 30-05-12, 14:45

Originally Posted by Yorick

Our oven doesn't have nips or a clit

You wouldn't be the first one who can't find it. Don't even look for the g-spot. Apparently it's inside (what were the engineers thinking

).

**Pirahna** · 30-05-12, 15:43

Originally Posted by Bonners

My boss' ancestors are from Whitby and there are statutes of them everywhere. Dont know if they could give an informed opinion on a bike though as they are mainly fishing types and made of stone.

Are they garden gnomes?

**Slowth** · 30-05-12, 17:07

Originally Posted by Yorick

Our oven doesn't have nips or a clit

You have a gay oven

Does it particularly like sausages in it

**Bonners** · 30-05-12, 20:09

I hearby offer my fullest and wholehearted apologies to IBF for my previous comments on this thread.

I have just found out that the statue mentioned above actually blew down in April so will obviously be of no use for the aforementioned viewing.

Sorry IBF.