Cats keep crapping in me garden ...

Right where I walk through to get from the bike to the house.

Any recommendations on how to stop them coming into me garden/crapping in it? Aside from shooting them with a crossbow ...

Ta!

Automatic water sprinkler.

Or you could attack it from the other direction and provide somewhere where they can crap. Next to a compost bin for example.

S

Originally Posted by Screwdriver

Automatic water sprinkler.

Or you could attack it from the other direction and provide somewhere where they can crap. Next to a compost bin for example.

S

If they were my cats I would ...

Automatic water sprinkler, you say? Hmm ...

next time you clipper your head. save all the shavings and scatter them about.

Sounds like the title to a blues song

That would annoy me, thankfully my two cats crap in other peoples gardens

Originally Posted by easy now andy

next time you clipper your head. save all the shavings and scatter them about.

Why? What does that do?

Landmines or nuke from orbit. I fucking hate cats.

Originally Posted by Jasper

Sounds like the title to a blues song

Cats keep crapping in me garden ...
Right where I walk through to get from the bike to the house...
<plinky plinky plink plonk>

Cats keep crapping in me garden ...
Right where I walk through to get from the bike to the house...
<plinky plinky plink plonk>

Oh, them cats keeping crapping in me garden...
And I hate them worse than any mouse ...




I won't give up me day job eh?

Cover the garden in Tiger shit they will get scared and not come back.....tiger shits hard to come by sadly.

Build a moat with a hungry crocodile in it in your garden. Just try to remember in the dark where the bloody moat is...

Originally Posted by rodbargee

Cover the garden in Tiger shit they will get scared and not come back.....tiger shits hard to come by sadly.

You need to give the tigers some laxatives,then.

Originally Posted by Nik S

Cats keep crapping in me garden ...
Right where I walk through to get from the bike to the house...
<plinky plinky plink plonk>

Cats keep crapping in me garden ...
Right where I walk through to get from the bike to the house...
<plinky plinky plink plonk>

Oh, them cats keeping crapping in me garden...
And I hate them worse than any mouse ...




I won't give up me day job eh?

excellent, you're forgiven for holding me up on the motorway today.

Originally Posted by rodbargee

Cover the garden in Tiger shit they will get scared and not come back.....tiger shits hard to come by sadly.

The local zoo will sell you it but there tends to be a waiting list.

Find out who owns the cats and beat them about the head with a baseball bat, inconsiderate shelfish bastards. The sooner car curfews are law the better.