I Am Hated

I have cats, Im on the dole, Wife had depression, live in a council house, i smoke.

Thank god i am not fat. I would have to top myself.

Cheer up, at least you're not a banker

Originally Posted by Tomcat

Cheer up, at least you're not a banker

Oh no. I did work in a bank. It was contract though so might get away with it.

Pitchforks, getcha Pitchforks here!!!!!

Start eating!

Originally Posted by 1888

Oh no. I did work in a bank. It was contract though so might get away with it.

Ah, the old "I did mention it once but I think I got away with it"

Originally Posted by protoborg

Start eating!

Eating my cats just to make friends. Its a sad life.

Originally Posted by 1888

I have cats, Im on the dole, Wife had depression, live in a council house, i smoke.

Thank god i am not fat. I would have to top myself.

[plonk]

You forgot Scotchish

Originally Posted by Jasper

You forgot Scotchish

Bastard. I was trying to keep that quiet.

Could be worse, you could support Rangers.

Every cloud...................

Originally Posted by Bigjawa

Could be worse, you could support Rangers.

Every cloud...................

You mean the club formerly known as Rangers.

Could be worse, you're not short too are you??

And you're Scotch and therefore ginger too.

Burn the witch.