Sats and Inequality

**Yambo** · 01-08-12, 17:35

I'm going to help my friend Turhan in the morning. He has 2 PhDs which I guess is 2 more than you Yarbs and probably one more than your psychiatrist. Does that make me as intelligent and perceptive as you, you know, me having intelligent friends an all?

**Milky82** · 01-08-12, 17:42

Originally Posted by Yambo

I'm going to help my friend Turhan in the morning. He has 2 PhDs which I guess is 2 more than you Yarbs and probably one more than your psychiatrist. Does that make me as intelligent and perceptive as you, you know, me having intelligent friends an all?

I have 5 friends who all have PhD's, I also have a freind with GhD's but he's a hairdresser, Will I be marked down for that or can I drop him as a friend and be like you guys ?

**Mussels** · 01-08-12, 17:44

I've got a friend who's a policeman, does that make me a bastard?

**Slowth** · 01-08-12, 17:45

Originally Posted by Mussels

I've got a friend who's a policeman, does that make me a bastard?

acfab

**moth** · 01-08-12, 17:48

I've got two friends who are CPNs. Will that make Garbles respect me for who I am?

**saga_lout** · 01-08-12, 17:51

Originally Posted by Mussels

I've got a friend who's a policeman, does that make me a bastard?

No. That's not what makes you a bastard.

HTH

**Yarbles** · 01-08-12, 18:06

Originally Posted by moth

I've got two friends who are CPNs. Will that make Garbles respect me for who I am?

I know what you are and I can hardly respect you for it.

You remind me of the chargehand in the factory who said I dont know why you want to go to university you have a perfectly good job here you are just too stupid to see it

It wasn't me it was a chap I uesd to work with who had completed his PHD and was earning £100,000 pa for about 25 hours work a week. He used to take Friday off as well so his wife could keep her hand in as a pharmacist earning a pitance by comparison.

We are sawing sawdust now Moth and Milky no doubt you think its a good use of your time laughing at the less fortunate like me for my part I think I know as much as I want to about you for now. I dont know if you add any value elsewhere in this context you are a waste of time in my opinion as human beings and people like you hold back society in general. I am not contemptuous of you anymore I just wish I new how to fix you for the beneift of everyone.

In the past moth you have hinted at great tragedy in your life I would suggest at 56 you consider whether you want to turn into a deeply cynical and negative spitefull old man or whether you should like me have the courage to face what it is in your life that makes you feel the way you do. TBH if you were to do that nothing that went before would make any difference to me I have no axe to grind and would treat you like a brother.

**Yambo** · 01-08-12, 18:09

You don't get offers like that every day moth . . .

**icarus1859** · 01-08-12, 18:19

Yarbles,

These big brained close friends of yours? Are they recent friends?
Because if you've had them a while and they've been giving all this brilliant advice how come you're all fucked up?
If I were you I'd steer clear of big brained people if this is where it gets you.
In fact I'd say that all their clever advice and things you wanted to hear has got you this far.

Maybe now its time to listen to the stuff you don't want to hear.

**Milky82** · 01-08-12, 18:19

Originally Posted by Yarbles

We are sawing sawdust now Moth and Milky no doubt you think its a good use of your time laughing at the less fortunate like me for my part I think I know as much as I want to about you for now.

It beats doing the washing up I have to admit

**moth** · 01-08-12, 18:20

Originally Posted by Milky82

It beats doing the washing up I have to admit

...and there's only Limpics on the telly

**icarus1859** · 01-08-12, 18:21

Originally Posted by Yambo

You don't get offers like that every day moth . . .

Pffft...he gets them all the time when he's loitering around those toilets in the park.

**moth** · 01-08-12, 18:23

Originally Posted by icarus1859

Pffft...he gets them all the time when he's loitering around those toilets in the park.

Same time, same place tomorrow then Iccy?

**Yarbles** · 01-08-12, 18:32

Originally Posted by moth

Same time, same place tomorrow then Iccy?

Christ you lot

I bet your all fucking northerners arnt you. Unreconstructed oafish types who think sensitivitiy equals homosexuallity. Jeez what am I doing coming to you lot for advice

I have to laugh at myself for that one

Good luck to you I am done here.