FAO Screwd. Ive sent you a pm
Having a "smart" phone, an Iphone, the only smartphone was once cool and bananas, then.. everyone had iphones, and now, the ones that weren't everyone with an iphone have their own quaint and Johnny come later phones with icons and touchy feely screens.. wowsers.. it's no longer cool, it was cool when we did it, but not now.
You inherited your uncles' Kicka boots and your SNES came from a car boot yet you claim some "like an iphone" kudos.. 3 fucking years after the party!!
Smarty phones, meh. we remember it when it was cool.
My cock does laser beams.
But but but............
Ah hang on I don't need to be offended I had an iPhone
And sold it at a car boot sale before the stink of commonality kicked up.
"I think you'll fine the psioyon palm were the originators of the scrolly bar.."
oh FFFFS. if I didn't know better I'd chuckle.