Trying to decide on one but they all sound naff imho...
Theres your solution right there then...
Number plate slogans are naff
Mine says K2 Motorcycles Stoke on Trent.
It was on it when I picked up the bike but I fail to see what is funny or ironic
mine says visordown.com ... best get some stickers made up wreckless
"In this day and age, if you have a numberplate slogan, you have missed the already initially small boat of middle age tossers who couldn't be less drol and unfunny if they tried with their sad lives and some would say homo-erotic tendancies"
So if you've replaced a plate since then or brought a bike up to 5 years old, it ought to have halfrauds, or hondsuzukasaki agent, or similar on it - otherwise its another fine from the boys in blue
Mine says, 'this image is copyright, no digital photography' *
*actually it doesn't but if I was sadder it would
My mirrors have a little sticker, warning:
Objects in the rear view mirror may be faster than they appear
numberplate slogans (like stick on helmet accesorys) are for sad w@nkers