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    Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked and start fingering themselves and each other.

    After a few minutes the first one squats on a glass top table and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves.

    The second one then squats on the table and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves which is even bigger.

    The third one squats on the table but when she stands back up the first whore says "You didn't leave an outline."

    She says, "Smell the rim."

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    Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

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    What is the best thing about shagging twenty two year olds?





    There are 20 of them.
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    Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
    "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
    "What," the other asks, "green?".
    "No," says the first, " a bit sour."

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    Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

    The doctor walks in and Michael asks "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

    The doctor replies "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

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    Q: How do you know if youre at a gay picnic?


    A: The hotdogs all taste like shit!



    Are we allowed gay jokes?

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    What's pink and smells of Holly?

    Spoiler

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    Default Re: a Sick Joke from a few years ago

    Quote Originally Posted by BoF View Post
    What's pink and smells of Holly?

    Spoiler
    Tha capitalisation kinda ruins it there

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    They have found the diary of Josef Fritz daughter......It reads

    Monday stayed in..Dad shagged me all day.

    Tuesday stayed in...Dad shagged me up the wrong un...wee bit tender today.

    Wednesday stayed in....Dad came all over my face..

    Thurs and friday was the same..

    Saturday......went out, watched Celtic.....















    Wish I had stayed in......

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    What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?







    A quarter pounder with cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Scarlet View Post
    They have found the diary of Josef Fritz daughter......It reads

    Monday stayed in..Dad shagged me all day.

    Tuesday stayed in...Dad shagged me up the wrong un...wee bit tender today.

    Wednesday stayed in....Dad came all over my face..

    Thurs and friday was the same..

    Saturday......went out, watched Celtic.....


    Wish I had stayed in......
    It says jokes in the thread title

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    whats worse than biting thru a worm in an apple?













    Gang rape

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    Why did the semen cross the road?

    Because it was my first wank in two weeks
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    I got the christmas decorations out of the loft last night and came across a suprise present I forgot to give the kids last year.


    Which is a shame, cos they would have loved that dog
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