No tea/coffee=no lubrication
All the bread is cheating too.
Bloody con artist's version of 'Man vs Food'
Kidz Breakfast: 6,000 Calorie Fry Up Weighs The Same As A Baby...And It Could Ruin Your Heart
A fry-up which weighs the same as a baby has been aptly named the Kidz Breakfast.
Tipping the scales at 9lbs, this 6,000 calorie fry-up costs £15 at Jester’s Diner in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk. But café owner Martin Smith is offering the whopping meal for FREE to anyone who can finish it.
He told The Sun: “Some people ask why we don’t serve tea or coffee with it, but we chose not to include them in the deal – caffeine is very bad for you.”
What you get:
Six fried eggs
12 bacon rashers
Four black pudding slices
Four slices of bread and butter
Four slices of toast
Four slices of fried bread
An eight-egg cheese and potato omelette
Full story here
Just neck a block of lard/butter/goose fat if you want to load 6000kCals.
Which reminds me I need to find a decent local greasy spoon. Found an ace Indian restaurant within walking distance of home, but not a proper greasy spoon yet. Nothing like a good fry up after a hairy night shift.
i had a fry up this morning. i say fry up it was two pieces of morris gold black pudding, a poached egg, two slices of griddled ciabatta drizzled with a hot mustard dressing. but that's how we roll in surbiton, yo! :P
Might as well just shoot yourself.
Thats my thought for today.
how would you describe it then you pan-fried freak?
Loose the omelette, Mushrooms & Tomatoes and replace them with more bacon & fried bread. Chuck the beans in a separate bowl and it'll be perfect
Now I just need a time machine to take me back to before last weeks annual medical and I'd have a crack at it