the schadenfreude in me enjoyed reading that very much, and then I remembered I own a Buell. A Buell that has cost me no less than £1449.50 in the last 3 weeks in various bills. I'm skint. Seriously.
I once fired (well, performance managed that led to being fired) a chap called Lazarus. He was fucking useless and a liability and would lie (caught him asleep at his post, he told me he was researching narcolepsy as a live study...)
Maccecht is a legend and, like Weeksy (and Crust) , goes out of his way to be helpful to other bikers. A real gent and I owe him for some shed time with a favourite TL of old.