It's an opportunity ...
Ok, I've done a search to keep the pedants happy, it's either shit or my search fu is weak.
So, let's have a fun thread of possible collective nouns.
What is the collective noun for a group of road builders?
A traffic jam?
We did this on VD I think, the best one which was highly topical at the time (and once again) was "a strike of firemen"
A sentence of schoolies
A spunk of sluts
A bunch of c.unts
A forum of pedants
A dawdle of pedestrians. Especially the family group which always contains at least one person incapable of walking fatser than 1 mph and which spreads itself across the whole width of any footpath it uses.
EDIT: Just noticed "fatser". There's always a fatso in a dawdle so I think I'll leave it.
A 'Park the trolley at 45 degrees across the aisle while they spend 5 minutes reading the label on a tin of beans, then not have their card to hand once they've had their goods scanned and spent minutes chatting to the checkout lady' of women shoppers
But walking ( or running ) the 4.2 miles around the lake, one sees rather a lot of the inconsiderate behaviour you mention
Sometimes it is as if people are blindfolded and playing those "icebreaker" games at business workshops.
But they aren't. They are just inconsiderate fools.
A piety of Christians.
A smug of atheists.
Horrible? I mainly only purchased your book to to be nice and support you. If you want horrible.... I'll be horrible. Your book is possibly the shitest book I have ever had the misfortune to open.