Mr Rooty Tooty

I had a bit of a slow witted response the other day to the whole "Artist" thing. I mean- first off most of them are miserable sods.

David Bowie was on Radio 4 and he really reminded me of my mate Arthur.

This is often very expressly a bad thing

I mean, he's my mate. Art (not Bowie, I met him once but he was busy) Probably about 15% of the time. The rest of the time he's pouting or shouting at me, some bad noise about something I did that I ...