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    Quote Originally Posted by icarus1859 View Post
    I knew I'd have to explain it to at least one person

    A bunch of female actors all turn up for an audition, the one who gets the job is the one best at sucking cock.
    A bunch of male actors all turn up for an audition, the one who gets the job is the best at acting.

    Understandy?
    What if the man gives a good blowjob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    What if the man gives a good blowjob?
    They just get on with it and don't whine afterwards like the women

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    Quote Originally Posted by icarus1859 View Post
    A bunch of male actors all turn up for an audition, the one who gets the job is the best at acting.
    Or bumming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post

    Incredibly poor taste. Was it you who took exception to some of us making jokes about a banker throwing himself to his death into a Canary Wharf atrium following Lehman Bros. and the banking crisis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pax View Post
    Incredibly poor taste. Was it you who took exception to some of us making jokes about a banker throwing himself to his death into a Canary Wharf atrium following Lehman Bros. and the banking crisis?
    Yes, Edam well did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pax View Post
    Incredibly poor taste. Was it you who took exception to some of us making jokes about a banker throwing himself to his death into a Canary Wharf atrium following Lehman Bros. and the banking crisis?
    I think there is a difference between a suicidal person taking their life and an idiot falling off a cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonDRZ View Post
    I think there is a difference between a suicidal person taking their life and an idiot falling off a cliff.
    Did you think Caerphilly about that answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Did you think Caerphilly about that answer?
    I am not falling for your stinky cheese bait!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonDRZ View Post
    I think there is a difference between a suicidal person taking their life and an idiot falling off a cliff.
    Yep, in one there's a family that has lost a loved one at their own hand while in the other there's a family that's lost a loved one at their own hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Yep, in one there's a family that has lost a loved one at their own hand while in the other there's a family that's lost a loved one at their own hand.
    The loss is the same but the causality......?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Yep, in one there's a family that has lost a loved one at their own hand while in the other there's a family that's lost a loved one at their own hand.
    But one ignored many many warnings about cliff edges, the other took their life. Both families lost a member, one was called Darwin.

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    Oh come on, if you canít laugh at other peopleís misfortune what can you laugh at?

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    Oh come on, if you can’t laugh at other people’s misfortune what can you laugh at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidat19 View Post
    The loss is the same but the causality......?

    Quote Originally Posted by LondonDRZ View Post
    But one ignored many many warnings about cliff edges, the other took their life. Both families lost a member, one was called Darwin.

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    Oh come on, if you can’t laugh at other people’s misfortune what can you laugh at?
    I didn't say you couldn't laugh at anything. I simply pointed out that there's really no difference between the two when it comes to laughing about it. I'm wondering why one is laughable and the other isn't to a given individual.

    Somewhere there's a family that's not laughing.

    I seriously doubt there's anyone in here that hasn't done something stupid in their lifetime. Stupid enough it could have caused you or your family a lot of grief.

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