I wasn't offended in the slightest. I'm a big guy.
Went out for a play today so i could then whip the knackered rear tyre off it and get a nice new one fitted over weekend. Can't actually remember the last time i wore out a rear road tyre on a motorbike but i bought this Bridgestone new at the start of 2016 and it's history
Lovely ride it was too, dropped in to see Crosshair but he was out cycling.