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    The Banker

    A hotshot London banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and rips off the car door, zooming off without stopping.

    More than a little distraught, the banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
    Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
    No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'

    After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'

    'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.

    The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realize that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'

    The Londoner banker looks down in horror. ‘Oh no!' he screams... Where's my fucking Rolex?

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    Serves him right. Any fule no you wear a watch on your left arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    Serves him right. Any fule no you wear a watch on your left arm.
    Especially if you dont want to overwind it

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    I resemble those remarks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    I resemble those remarks.
    Can I have first tibs on the Porsche when you finish bleeding to death.
    I can cope with a new door and a bit of a respray. Pity about the Rolex, I would have bagged that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cousin Jack View Post
    Can I have first tibs on the Porsche when you finish bleeding to death.
    I can cope with a new door and a bit of a respray. Pity about the Rolex, I would have bagged that too.
    Yours for the collection; its still on the front of my lorry.

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