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    Default Talking centipede

    A guy was walking down the high street past the pet shop when the owner called him in to see the latest new pet sensation.

    "It's a talking centipede" he said, "only 20".

    The guy wasn't really in the market for a new pet, but on the other hand a talking centipede sounded cool, so finally he bought one, plus its tank, food and toys, for 30. He got home and set it up on the bookshelf. At first he just watched it scuttle around, buy after a while this got boring so he decided to make it talk.

    "Hey mate - fancy going out for a pint?"

    He waited, but there wasn't a sound. He got more and more angry at the way he'd been conned out of his 30. Eventually he'd had enough - he deiced to give it one more chance before he took it all back to the pet shop to get his 30 back. So he shouted:

    "HEY MATE - FANCY GOING OUT FOR A PINT??!!"

    Then he heard a small voice saying

    "OK, OK, I heard you the first time!. Give me half a chance - I'm just putting my shoes on...

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    Default Re: Talking centipede

    I heard that when I was at school.

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    Default Re: Talking centipede

    Haha, cool story : ) I will call my wife talking centipede now

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    Default Re: Talking centipede

    An old story but still very awesome thanks for reminding it

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    Default Re: Talking centipede

    Quote Originally Posted by RockyVM View Post
    An old story but still very awesome thanks for reminding it
    Ooh look, another spammer or spambot.

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