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    Smile What's the difference?

    What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
    .....The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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    Talking Robin Wlliams RIP...

    Somwe of his one-liners:

    “In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say ''Stop, or I’ll say stop again...”
    “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.”
    “Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning, bloodsucking creatures.”
    “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

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