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    I ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon.

    They sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.

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    My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex out of ten.
    last night we tried anal she was screaming 9 9 9 .my best score yet.......

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    Got hit on the head by a can of drink earlier.

    Luckily I'm unhurt as it was a soft drink.

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    Just started dating a really nice girl who works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper.

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    I've managed to land a part in a film about cocaine.

    Only got one line in it though..

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