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    I got one of those anti bullying wristbands today.

    Nicked it off some fat, spotty little ginger twat with goggle eye glasses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    Eh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Eh
    He's suggesting hose clips are the work of Satan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post
    I got one of those anti bullying wristbands today.

    Nicked it off some fat, spotty little ginger twat with goggle eye glasses


    can I have it back, please sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidat19 View Post
    can I have it back, please sir?
    No, piss off

    *headlock and knuckle rub to the head*

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post
    No, piss off

    *headlock and knuckle rub to the head*
    Not again!

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    I've just joined the local fisting club.
    It's not really my thing but I'm trying to widen my circle of friends..

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    I'm going to start taking helium, I've heard people speak very highly of it.

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