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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex.

    He said, “Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.”

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    Do you know anyone who wants a load of dead batteries?

    Free of charge!

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    Just got 20 Richmonds from the corner shop for a group of young lads who begged me to get them, handed them over and got a load of abuse for my trouble!

    Cheeky twats can get their own sausages in future.

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    The other half just asked me "what do you love more, me or football?"
    "Open your legs and I'll show you" I replied...
    And then nutmegged her

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