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    The other half wants to dig a really deep hole in the garden for water.
    I don't think she's a well woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    IME most Chihuahuas belong to an elderly person that lives alone. The dog doesn't get socialized and becomes a terrorist/guardian of the old duffer. I've had a few that belonged to families that were quite a bit more sociable. Provided they don't have a high domed head and their eyes are looking in opposite directions.

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    Winnie the poo, probably the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandellas auto biography.

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    When a hair piece gets possessed by the devil, there'll be hell to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    IME most Chihuahuas belong to an elderly person that lives alone. The dog doesn't get socialized and becomes a terrorist/guardian of the old duffer. I've had a few that belonged to families that were quite a bit more sociable. Provided they don't have a high domed head and their eyes are looking in opposite directions.
    Anyone seed mah dawg ?

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    What the heck did you Google to find that?

    PS it's on his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horse View Post
    What the heck did you Google to find that?

    PS it's on his head.
    It's from the family album


    Bald head and crosseyes

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    How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None they just all sit in the dark and blame Margaret Thatcher.

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    I wonder if the blonde understands what a text joke is

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowsider View Post
    I wonder if the blonde understands what a text joke is
    Fuck me, the wrong container!!!!!

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    Was it the classic conditioning that kept Pavlov's hair so silky?

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