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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    ??


    You never get the ones I post!

    Are you reading them in my accent or summat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post


    You never get the ones I post!

    Are you reading them in my accent or summat?
    Si senor

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    I met my mate the other night who told me that he had lost Will Smith in a snow storm.

    I told him to follow the fresh prints.......



    Ithangyoooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    I met my mate the other night who told me that he had lost Will Smith in a snow storm.

    I told him to follow the fresh prints.......



    Ithangyoooooo.
    Booooooooo !

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    Manchester United turned down a 48 million shirt sponsorship deal from a dog food manufacturer stating that "Winalot" on the new shirt would put them under even more pressure.

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    Does anyone know how to cancel an ebay bid?
    I bid 10 on a cowboy outfit, and now I'm 5 minutes away from owning the tory party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by protoborg View Post
    Does anyone know how to cancel an ebay bid?
    I bid 10 on a cowboy outfit, and now I'm 5 minutes away from owning the tory party.
    Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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    Beyonce has just discovered that she is the daughter of Roy Castle.
    She has declined to take his surname though,

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    January, Greg
    February, Ian
    March, Greg
    April, Ian
    May, Greg
    June, Ian
    July, Greg
    August, Ian
    September, Greg
    October, Ian
    November, Greg
    December, Ian.

    The Gregorian calendar.

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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    January, Greg
    February, Ian
    March, Greg
    April, Ian
    May, Greg
    June, Ian
    July, Greg
    August, Ian
    September, Greg
    October, Ian
    November, Greg
    December, Ian.

    The Gregorian calendar.
    Arghhhhh...

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