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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Why is it always dark in the Apple store?

    They don't have windows

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    I hate geeky IT humour shirts, but just saw this one which did give me a slight smirk

    $> cd /pub
    $> more beer.


    I feel dirty that I knew what it meant

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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Bloke's been found guilty of not using commas when writing.

    Judge has told him to expect a long sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    Bloke's been found guilty of not using commas when writing.

    Judge has told him to expect a long sentence.
    Stop that. Right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ink ink View Post
    These are not short texts!
    Or funny.

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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    What does a clitoris a birthday an anniversary and a toilet all have in common? Most men miss all four!

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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Ant View Post
    Or funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ant View Post
    What does a clitoris a birthday an anniversary and a toilet all have in common? Most men miss all four!
    Hmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post
    Hmm...
    More than four?


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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    I think green is my new favourite colour.

    I like it more than blue and yellow combined.

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