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    Wow.

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    Superb

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    Read in the paper about that famous Italian chef who died suddenly.

    He just pasta way.

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    Talking of Italians, I thought 'induendo' was the Italian phrase for gay sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    Read in the paper about that famous Italian chef who died suddenly.

    He just pasta way.
    The guy who drove our local ice cream van was found dead the other week, covered in raspberry sauce and chocolate sprinkles. Police say he topped himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    Talking of Italians, I thought 'induendo' was the Italian phrase for gay sex.
    Innuendo, or in-dude-endo?

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    Innuendo, or in-dude-endo?
    2 gay cowboys...

    Yup ?

    Yip

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    2 gay cowboys...
    Walk into a bar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Walk into a bar?
    How do you get 4 gays on a bar stool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    How do you get 4 gays on a bar stool?
    Turn it upside down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    Turn it upside down
    Ba doom, tish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Ba doom, tish
    What's the fourth one called?


    I went to the spar shop to get 6 cans of lemonade, But I actually picked 7 up

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    Met a girl who washes her fanny in floor cleaner.


    Flash c.unt.

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