I get belters most days, and takes me ages to send them to all me mates and full me phone up
I thought I'd Share a few with you all
Ann & Ted were out walking. Ann said 'I need a wee and goes behind a bush. Ted hears her knickers come down and feeling a but kinky, puts his hand through the bushes and between her legs.He feels something hanging !
'Ann have you changed your sex ?'
'No, I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit
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Fat bird in a bar says, 'if you can guess my weight, you can shag me'
Bloke say' about 93 stones ya fat bitch'
She says ' that's close enough ya lucky bugger
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Barnsley miner come home off day shift to find his wife unconscious on the kitchen floor, bleeding from her fanny.
He phones the doctor who asks ' has she got the coil in?'
'Tha what' he says. 'She's not even got me tea ready'
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