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    Just got an email offering a job - 10.50 per hour, rising to 14.50 after 6 months.

    I told them I'll start in July.

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    A man has been found dead, strangled with a black and white chequered flag.
    Police believe it may be race related.

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    A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s cooking show!

    Husband: STOP WATCHING THAT SHIT! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!

    WIFE: SO WHAT? YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!

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    I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post

    Didn't you read the thread title ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Didn't you read the thread title ?
    Without the caption, it wouldn't work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Didn't you read the thread title ?
    I take instruction from no man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    I take instruction from no man!
    Some say that Yorick can be a bit of an old woman.

    But not me, obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horse View Post
    Some say that Yorick can be a bit of an old woman.

    But not me, obviously

    Yorick earlier...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    I take instruction from no man!
    Just the wife eh ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horse View Post
    Without the caption, it wouldn't work
    It hardly worked WITH the caption

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Just the wife eh ?
    Aye...

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    Just seen a guy wearing a Cape sprinting down the High Street, shouted "good on you mate the world needs heroes" and he shouted back "nah, just scarpered from the barber without paying"

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    Explains their nobs too I suppose!


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