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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    I saw a show about how ships are built, it was riveting...
    Did you open your Xmas crackers today ?

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    Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains

    Pull yourself together man.
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    Did you open your Xmas crackers today ?
    Those that live in glass houses.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    Those that live in glass houses.......
    Please sir, he started it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Did you open your Xmas crackers today ?
    I thought you and Martian had started a 70s joke revival so i joined in!

    Someone threw my 70s records on a bonfire,

    It was a Disco Inferno...

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    To show I'm a trendy dad I had a tattoo. I showed it to my son and he asked what it was. I explained it was the thermos flask I take to work. As he went in to take a closer look I shouted...






    DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOS TAT!

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