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    Where do you go to weigh a pie ?

    Somewhere over the rainbow






    Try singing it

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    I've just been to a green belt area, everyone I met is getting good at karate.

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    Viagra - It wont make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore!

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    Well annoyed with my kid. She came home with a sofa and two armchairs.

    I've warned her about accepting suites from strangers.

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    Default Re: Your Best Text Jokes

    A man phones an Air-Fix model shop and asks "Do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner?"
    The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just one left"
    The man says "Can you put it to one side for me?".

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    A man rings 999 in a panic. "My wife is 9 months pregnant and has just started screaming!" "What is she saying?" "She is ranting about Jews!"

    "Don't worry, it only means she's gone into Labour..."

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