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    My mate just became a proud Dad.

    His boy is four but he said he couldn't even kick a ball properly until recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post
    My mate just became a proud Dad.

    His boy is four but he said he couldn't even kick a ball properly until recently.
    Did you miss the punchline ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Did you miss the punchline ?
    No.

    Did you hear a whoosh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Martian View Post
    No.

    Did you hear a whoosh?
    Whisper it in me lug 'ole ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Whisper it in me lug 'ole ?
    First line insinuates that he is a new father, then you (well, not you ) see that he's not a new father, he's only recently become proud of the kid now it's able to do some stuff..

    Is it the way I tell' em?

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