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    Yes after supporting him in his every step i still get to listen that what i have done for her.
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    My wife cant find her phone and asks me to ring it. So I ring it and we can hear it in the bedroom. I stop the ringing and she goes in and gets it. Walks in with it and opens the case, looks at the screen and says, "Oh, I've got a missed call from you"?

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    They miss out Scotland so they don't get nicked
    You are such a bawbag.

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    <last week>

    Me: They've cancelled the England vs France Rugby world cup match because there's going to be a hurricane
    Her: Bugger, will it affect our flights on Friday?
    Me: Not really, the World cup is in Japan and we're flying to the Ukraine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mussels View Post
    Not quite as silly as it sounds, they can't refuel in flight and don't have the range to cross an ocean.
    They got here by crossing the Atlantic... even gave me a formation flypast right over the house with Branson's satellite launcher 747.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    My wife cant find her phone and asks me to ring it. So I ring it and we can hear it in the bedroom. I stop the ringing and she goes in and gets it. Walks in with it and opens the case, looks at the screen and says, "Oh, I've got a missed call from you"?
    Priceless!

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    Facebook reminded me of one my wife did a few years ago. we were at WOMAD and headlining were De La Soul. Mentioning to Mrs Nidge that I'd really like to see them she said
    "Who's she?"
    "Who's who?" said I
    "Della Soul" FFS......

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    Went for a walk on the beach at Lossiemouth, I asked swmbo if she had her phone just in case an interesting photo OP should occur.
    " it's just a beach" she retorted................... as 3 chinooks came around 20 ft above the dunes right above our heads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidge View Post
    Facebook reminded me of one my wife did a few years ago. we were at WOMAD and headlining were De La Soul. Mentioning to Mrs Nidge that I'd really like to see them she said
    "Who's she?"
    "Who's who?" said I
    "Della Soul" FFS......
    As somebody who's never heard of De La Soul, I'm on your wife's side here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    As somebody who's never heard of De La Soul, I'm on your wife's side here.
    You might know her by her maiden name. Della Mitrie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chillitt View Post
    You might know her by her maiden name. Della Mitrie.


    If you don't know, you don't know. It's not stupid to ask.

    Who or what is Della Mitrie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post


    If you don't know, you don't know. It's not stupid to ask.

    Who or what is Della Mitrie?

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    Default Re: Does Your other half ever say things so daft it leaves you speechless?

    Two football ones that amused me tonight


    Her "that Glenn hoddle is such a wet dream"
    Me <aghast >
    Her "blanket! wet blanket!"






    <Watching -that- WC 66 goal>
    Her "Bobby Charlton died of cancer"
    Me "No"
    Her <furious > "yes he did"
    Me "FFS he's a director at ManU"
    Her "oh Bobby Moore then"
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    Default Re: Does Your other half ever say things so daft it leaves you speechless?

    Had a phone call yesterday - wife answers.

    Bloke is asking about a bank a/c we have and that he's checking about possible fraudulent activity.

    Wife goes off on one about scams and how can he sleep at night and hangs up on him.

    Me: who was that?

    Her:First Direct so they said

    Me: Do you recall that we've been moving very large amounts of money through that a/c this last few days (an a/c that normally sees 300/month)

    He: Ah - forgot (it's her sole a/c too) phone call - grovel grovel sorry sorry

    Me: All sorted dear

    Her: Yes dear

    Me: Good - gob shut thereafter

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    Better that than the other option. Always phone your bank back, preferably using a different phone, or at least hang up and check for a dial tone before dialling a landline.

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