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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks for his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing some community service this week.' The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

    When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The policeman is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a box of a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again says, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

    Then his MP comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP is very pleased and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut...

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    Quote Originally Posted by easy now andy View Post
    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut, all wanting reciepts for their expenses claims...
    Sounds about right.

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    Default Re: haircut

    I need one. hairs cut

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    Default Re: haircut

    Quote Originally Posted by Derek Badger View Post
    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks for his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I am doing some community service this week.' The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

    When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The policeman is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a box of a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again says, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

    Then his MP comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP is very pleased and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut...
    Pm your "joke" to Protoborg. He'll repeat it.

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    Default Re: haircut

    Quote Originally Posted by demographic View Post
    Sounds about right.

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