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    [QUOTE=Noggin;2954974][QUOTE=Taipan;2954970]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post


    There are free poo sacs sodding everywhere up here but dog owners STILL think that snow will HIDE the turds. Well it will for a bit. The anti social fukkers will have left by the time we locals have to walk around all the crap they've left behind
    If they’re frozen they’ll be easier to pick up.

    Like women in Newcastle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post

    If they’re frozen they’ll be easier to pick up.

    Like women in Newcastle.
    Once the snow melts to reveal them, everything is soggy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noggin View Post
    Once the snow melts to reveal them, everything is soggy!!!
    I've lost track. Are you talking about Newcastle women or dog shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    I've lost track. Are you talking about Newcastle women or dog shit?
    Well it’s easy to distinguish- one’s a disgusting thing you’d turn your nose up at, and the other’s a dog turd

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    Some people that should REALLY think before posting - on FB! I asked a question about the local church (local to where I'll be at school on Monday) opening times and some stupid fuckwit who was once a friend (some dickish behaviour in the winter made me think he really isn't) made a stupid comment in response that reduced me to tears.

    Seriously - if someone who hasn't ever been to church here and is quite open about not going asks about it, there's probably a good reason - no need to be a cuddly wuddly beary beary boo

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    I just popped into town to get my hair cut and buy some new trainers. Came out of the barbers and spotted my wife chatting with one of her friends - someone I have met, but don't know very well at all, I'd walk past her in the street without recognising her if she hadn't been stood with my wife. As I said 'hello' to my wife, my wife ran her hands through my hair and took the mickey about my hair being short. Fine, no drama with that. Her friend then ran *her* hands through my hair. Which was *not* fine.

    Yes I know I'm a bit weird, but I *hate* people touching me. I just find it massively over familiar. I've had to stop people doing it before (one of the ladies at work has a habit of touching people on the arm when she's talking to them). It strikes me as being exceptionally rude. And frankly if I ran my hands through a (relatively unknown) ladies' hair I'd expect to be called some kind of creep. Who the fuck thinks it's acceptable to touch people's hair in the street?

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    Quote Originally Posted by balbas View Post
    I just popped into town to get my hair cut and buy some new trainers. Came out of the barbers and spotted my wife chatting with one of her friends - someone I have met, but don't know very well at all, I'd walk past her in the street without recognising her if she hadn't been stood with my wife. As I said 'hello' to my wife, my wife ran her hands through my hair and took the mickey about my hair being short. Fine, no drama with that. Her friend then ran *her* hands through my hair. Which was *not* fine.

    Yes I know I'm a bit weird, but I *hate* people touching me. I just find it massively over familiar. I've had to stop people doing it before (one of the ladies at work has a habit of touching people on the arm when she's talking to them). It strikes me as being exceptionally rude. And frankly if I ran my hands through a (relatively unknown) ladies' hair I'd expect to be called some kind of creep. Who the fuck thinks it's acceptable to touch people's hair in the street?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Finding a leak in the bottom of my hot water heater on a Friday afternoon. It's a gas heater so I'm not comfortable replacing it. WTactualFuck could it not do this earlier in the week?

    Followed by checking my business email account and getting:



    The fucking fuck I've got a tax liability. I've paid all of my payroll taxes, estimated income taxes, property taxes, business property taxes, sales taxes, and final annual income taxes in advance every fucking year since I've been open. That would be 19fucking93. Before that all of my personal taxes were paid well before deadlines dating back to 197fucking7. I know the third quarter taxes were paid as my cheques have all cleared the bank. Fucking arseholes.

    I can probably straighten this out with a phone call, but this shit is annoying.
    Make sure it's real, scammers are getting better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by balbas View Post
    I just popped into town to get my hair cut and buy some new trainers. Came out of the barbers and spotted my wife chatting with one of her friends - someone I have met, but don't know very well at all, I'd walk past her in the street without recognising her if she hadn't been stood with my wife. As I said 'hello' to my wife, my wife ran her hands through my hair and took the mickey about my hair being short. Fine, no drama with that. Her friend then ran *her* hands through my hair. Which was *not* fine.

    Yes I know I'm a bit weird, but I *hate* people touching me. I just find it massively over familiar. I've had to stop people doing it before (one of the ladies at work has a habit of touching people on the arm when she's talking to them). It strikes me as being exceptionally rude. And frankly if I ran my hands through a (relatively unknown) ladies' hair I'd expect to be called some kind of creep. Who the fuck thinks it's acceptable to touch people's hair in the street?

    It's when they start with the Mr Sheen and a polishing cloth that bugs me the most.


    I also dislike being touched, I've upset many an in-law and acquaintance by refusing. Their right to hug me trumps my right to left untouched. I'll shake hands if I must.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mussels View Post
    Make sure it's real, scammers are getting better.
    It probably is real. It came in response to submitting the yearly certificate forms for my x-ray equipment. They won't renew as the state shows I've got some outstanding tax liability. It's probably down to some dickhead in an office somewhere not knowing his dick from his nose and fucking up my paperwork.

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    Not really BMP but wanted to share and this seemed like a suitable outlet.

    Trying to have a discussion with a brain washed vegan.

    Vegan- When you see a goat, does it make you feel hungry.

    Jody- No, when you see w wheat field, do you feel hungry.

    Vegan- Don't be silly, that's not the same thing.

    Jody- How come you guys are happy killing plants, but not animals.

    Vegan- Plants don't feel pain.

    Jody- You don't KNOW that

    Vegan- a calf would live for 20 years, but they get killed after 4

    Jody- Wheat gets harvested after about 6 months. Is that 'cutting it down in it's prime', ending it's life before nature decides it's time for it to die?

    Vegan- We feel the way we do and we say what we say, because we have science and studies to back it up

    Jody- Do meat eaters not have any science or studies

    Vegan- Yeah, but all their studies are biased and untrue, they are paid for by EG the meat marketing board

    Jody- How do you know 'your' studies are true.

    Vegan- I know they are, Vegans don't lie, vegans tell the truth.

    Jody- Are you seriously trying to tell me that no vegan has ever lied or been wrong, ever. Not one vegan on the whole planet ? Who pays for 'your' studies

    Vegan- I don't know, I could look it up

    Jody- Ohh OK its just that 45 seconds ago you said meat eaters studies where all false because of who paid for them. You also said you 'know' you can trust vegan studies but you don't know who paid for your studies. If your using 'who paid for it' as an argument against one side, you really need to know who paid for the other sides studies.

    Vegan- Fruit and veg is much better for the environment.

    Jody- Is it though, is a mango shipped from India or sweet potato shipped from India, is that actually better for the environment than a lamb that grows in the field next door. I think if you took the time to look at the whole process, you'll find your 'study' is biased and missing out essential information

    Vegan- No, no , no it's not. All the Vegan studies are 100% true.

    Jody- But the meat eaters studies can't be trusted?

    Vegan- Yep, that's right.

    Jody- OK buddy, no worries


    Footnote. I have no issue what so ever with people choosing to be vegan or veggie or whatever the hell they like. But like religion I don't like it when 'believers' try to convince you that you are wrong when they don't have most the information. It was the vegan that started the conversation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    Not really BMP but wanted to share and this seemed like a suitable outlet.

    Trying to have a discussion with a brain washed vegan.

    Vegan- When you see a goat, does it make you feel hungry.

    Jody- No, when you see w wheat field, do you feel hungry.

    Vegan- Don't be silly, that's not the same thing.

    Jody- How come you guys are happy killing plants, but not animals.

    Vegan- Plants don't feel pain.

    Jody- You don't KNOW that

    Vegan- a calf would live for 20 years, but they get killed after 4

    Jody- Wheat gets harvested after about 6 months. Is that 'cutting it down in it's prime', ending it's life before nature decides it's time for it to die?

    Vegan- We feel the way we do and we say what we say, because we have science and studies to back it up

    Jody- Do meat eaters not have any science or studies

    Vegan- Yeah, but all their studies are biased and untrue, they are paid for by EG the meat marketing board

    Jody- How do you know 'your' studies are true.

    Vegan- I know they are, Vegans don't lie, vegans tell the truth.

    Jody- Are you seriously trying to tell me that no vegan has ever lied or been wrong, ever. Not one vegan on the whole planet ? Who pays for 'your' studies

    Vegan- I don't know, I could look it up

    Jody- Ohh OK its just that 45 seconds ago you said meat eaters studies where all false because of who paid for them. You also said you 'know' you can trust vegan studies but you don't know who paid for your studies. If your using 'who paid for it' as an argument against one side, you really need to know who paid for the other sides studies.

    Vegan- Fruit and veg is much better for the environment.

    Jody- Is it though, is a mango shipped from India or sweet potato shipped from India, is that actually better for the environment than a lamb that grows in the field next door. I think if you took the time to look at the whole process, you'll find your 'study' is biased and missing out essential information

    Vegan- No, no , no it's not. All the Vegan studies are 100% true.

    Jody- But the meat eaters studies can't be trusted?

    Vegan- Yep, that's right.

    Jody- OK buddy, no worries


    Footnote. I have no issue what so ever with people choosing to be vegan or veggie or whatever the hell they like. But like religion I don't like it when 'believers' try to convince you that you are wrong when they don't have most the information. It was the vegan that started the conversation!

    That would annoy me too, and I have been Vegetarian (well, Piscatarian) for 35 years.
    Trees (f'rinstance) may be able to feel "pain", they certainly communicate according to recent studies.
    In fact, up here you can see them shivering when I start the new 60cc Husky....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    It was the vegan that started the conversation!
    Don't they always?

    It's like the old joke.

    How do you spot a Vegan at a party?

    Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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    Here's a thought. Could a vegan biker be allowed to wear leather protective riding gear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    Not really BMP but wanted to share and this seemed like a suitable outlet.

    Trying to have a discussion with a brain washed vegan.
    snipped for brevity!
    I believe in evolution. I've evolved as an omnivore. The evidence is in my dentition and my GI tract. I have biology on my side.

    Much shorter argument.

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