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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    And people don't dress for dinner any more.
    How are things at the nudist colony? Bit chilly today?!

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    Mobile phones at the dinner table
    My step brother posted a picture up of him with a group of at least 10 people having dinner. Having a great time with friends was the title. Four had the heads in phones, two playing with phones what were on the table rather than in hand and the rest had phones lying out. Looked like a real great time.

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    You'd rather they take a proper camera to photograph their food?
    At least the photos might be better quality....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper View Post
    How are things at the nudist colony? Bit chilly today?!
    Philistine!

    I bet you don't even wear a tie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    Philistine!

    I bet you don't even wear a tie.
    Only when eating kippers

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    That I failed to fully insert a nasopharyngeal tube into either of my nostrils yesterday. It fair my eyes water, interestingly only one eye at a time. It was part of the first aid course I was doing and I reckoned it was better to practice on a human than on a dummy.* None of the others on the course thought the same and looked horrified in varying degrees.


    *Yes, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheb View Post
    That I failed to fully insert a nasopharyngeal tube into either of my nostrils yesterday. It fair my eyes water, interestingly only one eye at a time. It was part of the first aid course I was doing and I reckoned it was better to practice on a human than on a dummy.* None of the others on the course thought the same and looked horrified in varying degrees.


    *Yes, I know.
    Presumably a patient would not be in a position to object to somebody sticking a tube up his nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saga_lout View Post
    Presumably a patient would not be in a position to object to somebody sticking a tube up his nose.
    Depends how patient he or she was.

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    The “conversations” I overhear now that I am forced to use public transport more often.
    I heard the story of a night in the cells due to being apprehended shoplifting in Boots. Apparently the delightful youth will not return there again, as that is the second time they have caught him!
    Then there was half of a chat between what I assume was boyfriend and girlfriend... he said “well you had better be there!” Silence while she answered... “well you won’t be late,unless you want slapping again!”
    utterly delightful, and this was on a bus full of people, what must this treasure of British manhood have been like in private!

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    Colleagues in humdrum jobs using inappropriate words to give their nonsense more value.

    If I have to hear one more cheeky programmer tell me they have "crafted" something for the "ecosystem" I will fecking chin them. I suppose this is like the old days when everybody used to "engineer" everything. You're not a craftsman, or an engineer and your collection of dopey bullshit isn't an ecosystem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheb View Post
    That I failed to fully insert a nasopharyngeal tube into either of my nostrils yesterday. It fair my eyes water, interestingly only one eye at a time. It was part of the first aid course I was doing and I reckoned it was better to practice on a human than on a dummy.* None of the others on the course thought the same and looked horrified in varying degrees.


    *Yes, I know.
    Sod that for a game of soldiers! I didn't enjoy shoving tubes up the nose of a dummy head, let alone trying it on myself!

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    People who say they "won't swear" but then make it abundantly clear exactly which swear word/s they would have used. Eg

    He called me a C

    They wanted to go out and get P I double S, E, D

    We mentally fill in the gaps so if it was going to cause offence, it still does!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DefTrap View Post
    Colleagues in humdrum jobs using inappropriate words to give their nonsense more value.

    If I have to hear one more cheeky programmer tell me they have "crafted" something for the "ecosystem" I will fecking chin them. I suppose this is like the old days when everybody used to "engineer" everything. You're not a craftsman, or an engineer and your collection of dopey bullshit isn't an ecosystem.
    Where I work you have to talk like this. Apparently it means you're taking your job more seriously and putting more effort in. Adopt their lexicon and you'll instantly have the respect of management.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    People who say they "won't swear" but then make it abundantly clear exactly which swear word/s they would have used. Eg

    He called me a C

    They wanted to go out and get P I double S, E, D

    We mentally fill in the gaps so if it was going to cause offence, it still does!
    Daft f**kers!

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    People asking what I want for Christmas. It's very generous, but I don't need anything nor want anything. when I tell them this, I get, 'But I have to get you something'.
    'No you don't, honestly'.
    'You like Scotch. I'll get you a bottle'
    'I have loads unopened. No need, but thanks'
    'Stop being awkward. What can I get you?'
    Ad infinitum...

    Even my mum, who's in her late 70's, insists that she has to buy me something.

    Just wish me happy Christmas, pour me a drink and we're all good. Stopping wasting money.

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