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    Quote Originally Posted by Taipan View Post
    eBike, or Brightside as thy are now known, amended it for free, well sort of. I had to add the new scoot to the policy so the lady said she include the change as part of the amendment. Cant believe I didn't notice it as I always check my documents and I've basically riding uninsured since May!
    Not sure if I missed this but how did you manage to get road tax for it? I thought you had to be on the insurance database now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheb View Post
    What were the drinks?
    Ah, now I was quite pished, so you'll have to forgive me, but there were a couple of cocktails for the ladies and me and my mate had a G&T each.

    I went to dab my card on the reader and the barman just looked at me with a knowing smile.

    We were in Quaglinos's, by the way, so was always going to be trumpy.

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    Cocktails are never cheap. IME a Death in the Afternoon is rarely less than a tenner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gremlin View Post
    STFU. I bought a round of four drinks in the West End to other Saturday. £52 to you, squire. Eye-watering does not even come close to describing it....
    I remember sir having a great attack when you bought a round here in my local bar.

    6 drinks were 8€

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    I remember sir having a great attack when you bought a round here in my local bar.

    6 drinks were 8€
    Each? That is quite dear for Spain?

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    People who get arsey when I put my stick on their foot!

    i has one today, it seems that now I use a stick I am invisible to a certain type of quim,well the news he discovered was that he really was invisible to me, and I put my stick square on his foot and leaned on it!

    i nearly fell over when he pulled it away... squealing like a stuck pig!!

    It seems that suddenly I WAS visible, and that he was going to say rude words at me! I simply informed him that he could fornicate off, or discover the joys of anal penetration by a walking aid! This was at the hospital and I was in the middle of a less than fun day, which somehow made it worse.
    he decided that he would take my advice and left, which was lucky, as I couldn’t punch my way out of a wet paper bag anymore, but I still feel like I could!

    peripheral vision is really cool, I do hope mine returns,as I am a total liability when out and about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamski View Post
    People who get arsey when I put my stick on their foot!

    i has one today, it seems that now I use a stick I am invisible to a certain type of quim,well the news he discovered was that he really was invisible to me, and I put my stick square on his foot and leaned on it!

    i nearly fell over when he pulled it away... squealing like a stuck pig!!

    It seems that suddenly I WAS visible, and that he was going to say rude words at me! I simply informed him that he could fornicate off, or discover the joys of anal penetration by a walking aid! This was at the hospital and I was in the middle of a less than fun day, which somehow made it worse.
    he decided that he would take my advice and left, which was lucky, as I couldn’t punch my way out of a wet paper bag anymore, but I still feel like I could!

    peripheral vision is really cool, I do hope mine returns,as I am a total liability when out and about!
    Fuck!

    Perhaps you'll find this amusing. it occured back when I had the health scare shit hit the fan - and before I sought medical attention. For the build up to the day in question, I had passed out and thought I'd just stood up to fast from being asleep. In reality, multiple TIAs and a mild heart attack had taken me down. Anyway, on to the event that I found rather embarrassing. I'd had just enough intelligence left to ask my wife to drive me to Sam's Club to pick up some items for my office. Which was a good thing because I probably would have killed someone if I'd got behind the wheel. I was waddling around pushing a shopping trolley and trying to look at something on the wall well ahead of me. My peripheral vision was, like yours, a bit fucked up, or it was just my awareness of what was going on almost right in front of me. There was some poor sap standing in the main aisle with his trolley in front of him - he was facing my direction and looking at a book. I tend to walk at a good pace in places like that so I can get the fuck out of them ASAP. I created a nice head on collision with my trolley and scared the living shit out of both of us. Missus Bwana saw it coming but thought I knew the guy and was fucking with him. I was reduced to mumbling an apology. I felt my face turn scarlet red. He never said a word, just stared at me with a big WTF look on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Fuck!

    Perhaps you'll find this amusing. it occured back when I had the health scare shit hit the fan - and before I sought medical attention. For the build up to the day in question, I had passed out and thought I'd just stood up to fast from being asleep. In reality, multiple TIAs and a mild heart attack had taken me down. Anyway, on to the event that I found rather embarrassing. I'd had just enough intelligence left to ask my wife to drive me to Sam's Club to pick up some items for my office. Which was a good thing because I probably would have killed someone if I'd got behind the wheel. I was waddling around pushing a shopping trolley and trying to look at something on the wall well ahead of me. My peripheral vision was, like yours, a bit fucked up, or it was just my awareness of what was going on almost right in front of me. There was some poor sap standing in the main aisle with his trolley in front of him - he was facing my direction and looking at a book. I tend to walk at a good pace in places like that so I can get the fuck out of them ASAP. I created a nice head on collision with my trolley and scared the living shit out of both of us. Missus Bwana saw it coming but thought I knew the guy and was fucking with him. I was reduced to mumbling an apology. I felt my face turn scarlet red. He never said a word, just stared at me with a big WTF look on his face.
    brilliant!
    i have also had some communication issues, I am SURE that the required words are coming out...and then I see the look on peoples faces!! It’s utter bollocks! Sometimes just the od word, sometimes whole sentences are made of random words, but in the tone of the required words. My lovely wife just looks at me and asks if I would like to try again, strangers just go very quiet!!
    hence I have virtually stopped going out, and hate talking with people. As I work(ed) in sales, this is somewhat restricting when it comes to employment. I hope this will return with my eyes!

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    Canít pick new scoot up and my car wheels wonít be back until tomorrow. I was looking forward to some scoot shenanigans this afternoon and I was supposed to be driving to the restaurant tonight. And to top it all Iíve had to buy two single train tickets today! Grrrrr!


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    'Finally something good in your in box' email from ebay, no, its a list of 'top sellers' most of which are stuff like 'fashion' Is there a modern version of Lets all go to Tescos where Chillitt buys his best clothes?

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    Trying to sell a car.

    FFS, it's a 400 quid snottter, if you ask nicely I'll take £300, it's got 6 months ticket and I'm 90% certain it'll pass another.
    Bosh, 300 quid for 18 months motoring, anyone would think I'm trying to sell a feckin McLaren for a million quid with all of the questions I'm getting and tyre kickers talking it down.

    This is the very reason I bloody hate buying & selling vehicles and normally avoid it like the black death, if it ain't gone by the weekend I'm taking it to a local common, packing it with fireworks and torching the shittin' thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlongbeard View Post
    Trying to sell a car.

    FFS, it's a 400 quid snottter, if you ask nicely I'll take £300, it's got 6 months ticket and I'm 90% certain it'll pass another.
    Bosh, 300 quid for 18 months motoring, anyone would think I'm trying to sell a feckin McLaren for a million quid with all of the questions I'm getting and tyre kickers talking it down.

    This is the very reason I bloody hate buying & selling vehicles and normally avoid it like the black death, if it ain't gone by the weekend I'm taking it to a local common, packing it with fireworks and torching the shittin' thing.
    What is it? I happen to be looking for something cheap at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlongbeard View Post
    Trying to sell a car.

    FFS, it's a 400 quid snottter, if you ask nicely I'll take £300, it's got 6 months ticket and I'm 90% certain it'll pass another.
    Bosh, 300 quid for 18 months motoring, anyone would think I'm trying to sell a feckin McLaren for a million quid with all of the questions I'm getting and tyre kickers talking it down.

    This is the very reason I bloody hate buying & selling vehicles and normally avoid it like the black death, if it ain't gone by the weekend I'm taking it to a local common, packing it with fireworks and torching the shittin' thing.
    Sell tickets, you might get more cash for it that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiceBurner View Post
    What is it? I happen to be looking for something cheap at the moment.
    It's a 1.6 58 plate diesel Fiesta, but I don;t do business with people I know, even if they're weirdos on the internet

    Quote Originally Posted by Bwana View Post
    Sell tickets, you might get more cash for it that way.
    That means getting permits, clearing all the toxic, and or noxious substances from the car that might harm the bunny rabbits. Bleedin' nanny state I tell ya. n

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlongbeard View Post
    It's a 1.6 58 plate diesel Fiesta, but I don;t do business with people I know, even if they're weirdos on the internet

    I've never been so complemented in all my life.

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