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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorick View Post
    Drink beer. Normally shandy of course. But this is an emergency
    He's 'at risk' ! why waste valuable resources. Tell him to drink Yorkshire Tea and save the beer for the living

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    I had to go to 'town' this morning as I needed an ultrasound and an injection.

    The doctor told me "you have to be very careful in Courchevel...... It's the most infected place in the whole valley"

    Well fucksticks, that ain't good!!


    I heard rumours that up here is supposed to have a lot of cases. Mind you, with the behaviour at the shutdown, I'm not surprised!!

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    My smartphone doesn't learn....

    It's learnt some things, like my email address, my name including surname, the company I work for in the summer

    But it hasn't learnt that never, ever, ever was I trying to type "Duck (or Ducking whatever the fuck that is?) ". I almost never mean or "sick" or "count" or "prickly"

    Why can't my autocorrect have an adult setting for the dictionary ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    My smartphone doesn't learn....

    It's learnt some things, like my email address, my name including surname, the company I work for in the summer

    But it hasn't learnt that never, ever, ever was I trying to type "Duck (or Ducking whatever the fuck that is?) ". I almost never mean or "sick" or "count" or "prickly"

    Why can't my autocorrect have an adult setting for the dictionary ?
    That must be terrible. I feel your pain brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    (or Ducking whatever the fuck that is?) ".
    Present participle of the verb 'to duck'. To bend down or dip head, or to immerse in water.
    Why can't my autocorrect have an adult setting for the dictionary ?
    You mean one with naughty words, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike Breaker View Post
    You mean one with naughty words, don't you?
    Thems what kids say in the absence of adults and adults say in the absence of kids ain't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike Breaker View Post
    Present participle of the verb 'to duck'. To bend down or dip head, or to immerse in water.
    You mean one with naughty words, don't you?
    Ohh yeah, ducking..... I may have been a few beers deep when I wrote that !!

    Yes naughty words

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bike Breaker View Post
    You mean one with naughty words, don't you?
    Yes, you stupid count aunt curt cart ... darn this funky autocorrect. .

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    B&Q going click and collect only and will not sell paint.

    Fuck sake.

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    The cheery weatherman who delights 8n telling us how temperatures are rising at the weekend. Why does it matter? We can’t go anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WelshDragon View Post
    The cheery weatherman who delights 8n telling us how temperatures are rising at the weekend. Why does it matter? We can’t go anywhere.
    I think you all should be very grateful for the weather you've had so far. It would be a lot worse over there if it was grey wet and miserable outside like a regular March!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WelshDragon View Post
    The cheery weatherman who delights 8n telling us how temperatures are rising at the weekend. Why does it matter? We canít go anywhere.
    We're having a bbq with the neighbours at the weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ant View Post
    We're having a bbq with the neighbours at the weekend.
    Some friends of mine over there did similar the other day. All the neighbours set up BBQs outside and sat and chatted to each other from their own gardens!! Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WelshDragon View Post
    The cheery weatherman who delights 8n telling us how temperatures are rising at the weekend. Why does it matter? We can’t go anywhere.
    25c here today

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    Quote Originally Posted by WelshDragon View Post
    The cheery weatherman who delights 8n telling us how temperatures are rising at the weekend. Why does it matter? We can’t go anywhere.
    Excellent I shall fire the new BBQ up.

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