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    Quote Originally Posted by ink ink View Post
    Has someone actually got to shag her for you?
    Thanks !

    After her nap and shower, I jumped her bones, then had a little nap myself (well I'm getting old, it's exhausting if you do it right).

    Got up for food and went back to bed at 11pm, fekkin lay there wide awake until gone 2. If I hadn't of had that nap.......

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    When you get a customs charge on a parcel (no problem with that), but you can't pay the charge online because the bloody incompetent Royal Mail still don't have your address in their system!

    Makes me wonder how the card got here in the first place.....

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    Fucking wankers who deem it appropriate to disturb me whilst eating my lunch with work related fucking bollocks! You only pay me for 35 hours per week which doesn't include my fucking lunch hour! Perhaps if you had agreed to my requested payrise I would be happy to capitulate to your every fucking whim!

    I have ranted before about this and today is the first day I have eaten lunch in the office for fucking ages and the main protagonist couldn't fucking wait until I had finished my fork full. I am surprised I didn't stab him with the fork!

    Cunt!

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    Bumped into an old work colleague the other night

    Him "I just got myself a new MTB, Trek 8 with loads of upgrades, the forks alone list at 1200"

    Me " wow did you get it new?"

    him "Nah second hand, 345"

    me "That's ridiculously cheap, was it stolen"

    him "yeah LOL"

    Me [Exits conversation muttering "fukking prick"]

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    Another one from me !!

    the mrs says "set me a 12 minute timer"

    so I google 12 minute timer and one pops up and starts right away -perfect, well done google

    then there's the other links...

    5 yes FUKKING 5 youtube videos of a 12 minute countdown

    One has over 700,000 views !!

    Another has "other countdown timers on my channel" !!

    I guess the gist of my PB is that the internet is getting clogged up with duplicates.
    No-one cares anymore if someone else "thought of it before they did" they still go ahead like the world needs THEIR version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jody View Post
    Another one from me !!

    the mrs says "set me a 12 minute timer"

    so I google 12 minute timer and one pops up and starts right away -perfect, well done google

    then there's the other links...

    5 yes FUKKING 5 youtube videos of a 12 minute countdown

    One has over 700,000 views !!

    Another has "other countdown timers on my channel" !!

    I guess the gist of my PB is that the internet is getting clogged up with duplicates.
    No-one cares anymore if someone else "thought of it before they did" they still go ahead like the world needs THEIR version.
    have you got a timer on yer phone?

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    People who don't understand forum etiquette.

    Human beings seem to be pretty good at picking up on various different forms of etiquette in various different parts of life, without being explicitly taught, but some people seem unable to grasp very simple forum etiquette form.

    Like, for example, calling someone 'mate' in a reply.

    "Yes mate, I know what you mean mate." or "Thanks mate, I'll give that a try mate." I'm sure I've ranted about this before...

    Or quoting an entire post with an entire 15 hi-res images just to write "that's awesome mate" underneath it.

    Or worse still, when two of the fuckers turn up, and thoroughly derail a simple thread about a simple thing to fully quote one another in posts about where they grew up.

    Fucking stop doing it!

    (not on this forum, btw...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Ax View Post
    People who don't understand forum etiquette.

    Human beings seem to be pretty good at picking up on various different forms of etiquette in various different parts of life, without being explicitly taught, but some people seem unable to grasp very simple forum etiquette form.

    Like, for example, calling someone 'mate' in a reply.

    "Yes mate, I know what you mean mate." or "Thanks mate, I'll give that a try mate." I'm sure I've ranted about this before...

    Or quoting an entire post with an entire 15 hi-res images just to write "that's awesome mate" underneath it.

    Or worse still, when two of the fuckers turn up, and thoroughly derail a simple thread about a simple thing to fully quote one another in posts about where they grew up.

    Fucking stop doing it!

    (not on this forum, btw...)

    Have you ever considered that you may be, just a tiny bit, hardly worth mentioning really, Aspergery? Just going on your rants on this thread like. Mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moth View Post
    Have you ever considered that you may be, just a tiny bit, hardly worth mentioning really, Aspergery? Just going on your rants on this thread like. Mate.
    I have wondered this. It has been suggested to me by other people, too.

    I have also wondered if people who can't seem to learn forum etiquette by example are also slightly, y'know, Aspergery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Ax View Post
    I have wondered this. It has been suggested to me by other people, too.

    I have also wondered if people who can't seem to learn forum etiquette by example are also slightly, y'know, Aspergery.

    Nah mate, they're just twats innit?

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    Default Re: insignificant things that rile you and boil your piss

    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Ax View Post
    People who don't understand forum etiquette.

    Human beings seem to be pretty good at picking up on various different forms of etiquette in various different parts of life, without being explicitly taught, but some people seem unable to grasp very simple forum etiquette form.

    Like, for example, calling someone 'mate' in a reply.

    "Yes mate, I know what you mean mate." or "Thanks mate, I'll give that a try mate." I'm sure I've ranted about this before...

    Or quoting an entire post with an entire 15 hi-res images just to write "that's awesome mate" underneath it.


    Or worse still, when two of the fuckers turn up, and thoroughly derail a simple thread about a simple thing to fully quote one another in posts about where they grew up.

    Fucking stop doing it!

    (not on this forum, btw...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Ax View Post
    People who don't understand forum etiquette.

    Human beings seem to be pretty good at picking up on various different forms of etiquette in various different parts of life, without being explicitly taught, but some people seem unable to grasp very simple forum etiquette form.

    Like, for example, calling someone 'mate' in a reply.

    "Yes mate, I know what you mean mate." or "Thanks mate, I'll give that a try mate." I'm sure I've ranted about this before...

    Or quoting an entire post with an entire 15 hi-res images just to write "that's awesome mate" underneath it.

    Or worse still, when two of the fuckers turn up, and thoroughly derail a simple thread about a simple thing to fully quote one another in posts about where they grew up.

    Fucking stop doing it!

    (not on this forum, btw...)
    How about "Mr Mate?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobble View Post
    have you got a timer on yer phone?
    Yes but as I was at the laptop when she asked, it made more sense to use that !

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-39981109

    If they thing there is no law for them then hall the fuckers out and crush there motors. Normally let i am let them get on with there life but this is taking the piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1888 View Post
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-39981109

    If they thing there is no law for them then hall the fuckers out and crush there motors. Normally let i am let them get on with there life but this is taking the piss.
    and are now heading to Scotland.

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